Noah's website

Welcome to my website

If you can read this then the website is online*.

I told people there would be a marquee on this website so here it is.

Thank you for trusting this site enough to click through all the security warnings.

I only steal your credit card information on Fridays and when the mood takes me.

Here are some other links to reward you for your time:

*If you are reading this after downloading the html file or on the web archive, then the website is not necessarily online.